Patience Tester: Sarcasm Mode
Choose the best sarcastic retort to deal with public annoyances before your patience runs out.
How to play
- Read the scenario and the annoying character's line.
- Review the three retort options provided.
- Select the retort you think is the perfect, clean snark.
- Watch your patience and satisfaction meters adjust based on your choice.
- Complete all scenarios without your patience reaching zero.
Controls
- Touch
- Tap a retort to select it.
- Keyboard
- Not supported.
- Mouse
- Click a retort to select it.
More about this game
In Patience Tester: Sarcasm Mode, you face a series of annoying public scenarios, like a slow barista or a loud talker on a phone. Your goal is to choose the best sarcastic retort from three options. The 'best' snark increases your satisfaction score by 12 and slightly restores patience, while polite or angry responses drain your patience meter. You must choose before the 16-second awkward silence timer runs out, and your patience constantly drains by 1.1 points per second while you decide. The run ends if your patience hits zero, causing you to snap, or you complete all 6 scenarios.
Tips
- Aim for the 'best' snark, which is witty but not overly polite or aggressively angry, to gain 12 satisfaction points.
- Decide quickly, as your patience drains by 1.1 points every second you wait, making hesitation costly.
- If the awkward silence timer hits zero, a polite response is chosen for you, costing you 14 patience points.
Questions
What happens if I pick an angry response?
Choosing an angry response penalizes you by draining 24 points from your patience meter, bringing you closer to snapping.
How much time do I have to choose?
You have 16 seconds on the awkward silence timer to make a choice before one is forced on you.
How many scenarios do I have to survive?
You need to survive 6 scenarios to complete the game and get your final satisfaction score.