The Pizza Bandit
Sneak past your listening family to snatch three slices of pizza and hide them by your guitar.
How to play
- Move Jack toward the pizza using the joystick, WASD, or arrow keys.
- Stop moving immediately when Lisa's 8-second attention cycle becomes active.
- Keep your distance from the four dogs to prevent them from barking and raising suspicion.
- Press the Snatch button when the pizza is within your 175-unit reach.
- Carry the stolen slice back to the 155-unit safe zone around the guitar to bank it.
Controls
- Touch
- Use the on-screen left joystick to move and tap the Snatch button to grab pizza.
- Keyboard
- Use WASD or the arrow keys to move around, and press Space or Enter to snatch.
- Mouse
- Click and drag to use the virtual joystick, and click the Snatch button when close.
More about this game
Your goal is to steal three slices of pizza and hide them by your guitar without getting caught. You must navigate using your limited central vision, moving only when Lisa is not listening. The attention cycle lasts 8 seconds, and moving inside her vision cone raises your suspicion meter rapidly. Carrying a slice makes suspicion rise 1.28 times faster if spotted. The run ends in success when you bank the third slice, or in failure if your suspicion meter hits 100.
Tips
- Stay outside the 220-unit radius of the dogs, as their barking instantly adds 4 suspicion points if you are moving.
- Watch the 8-second attention cycle and freeze completely when Lisa is listening; suspicion drains by 15 points per second when you are safe.
- Keep the pizza within your 260-unit central focus radius to see it clearly, as you cannot snatch it if it is outside this visual range.
Questions
How do I win the game?
You need to successfully carry 3 slices of pizza back to the guitar. You must bank them one at a time without your suspicion meter reaching 100.
Why does my suspicion meter go up?
Suspicion increases at a rate of 24 points per second if you move while inside Lisa's vision cone during her listening phase. It also jumps by 4 points if you walk within 220 units of a sleeping dog.
Why is the screen mostly dark?
Jack has limited central vision, meaning you can only clearly see objects within a 260-unit radius around him. You must rely on sound rings to track Lisa and the dogs.