Jack & Calean's Pizza Heist
Tap distractions to lower Lisa's attention and snatch five pizza slices before the room gets too noisy and wakes up sleeping Elsie.
How to play
- Tap a distraction like the Squeak Toy or Zig-Zag to make Lisa look away and lower her attention meter.
- Watch the pizza closely; when it begins to glow, you have entered the 2.5-second safe window.
- Tap the glowing pizza to successfully snatch a slice, which adds 30 to Lisa's attention and 4 to the noise meter.
- Monitor Elsie's sleep meter and wait for the noise to decay at 3.2 points per second before causing more commotion.
- Secure five total slices to complete the heist without getting caught three times.
Controls
- Touch
- Tap the distractions and the pizza box.
- Keyboard
- Not supported.
- Mouse
- Click the distractions and the pizza box.
More about this game
In Jack & Calean's Pizza Heist, your goal is to steal five slices of pizza without getting caught. Trigger distractions around the room to lower Lisa's attention meter. When her attention drops below 34, the pizza glows, giving you a 2.5-second safe window to grab a slice. Every distraction generates noise that fills Elsie's wake meter. You must balance effective distractions with noise decay. A run ends in victory if you secure five slices, or in defeat if Elsie's wake meter hits 100 or Lisa catches you reaching three times.
Tips
- Different distractions have unique stats: the Crayon Shuffle lowers attention by 25 and adds 4 noise, while Sunny Three lowers attention by 43 but adds 14 noise.
- Do not reach for the pizza if Lisa's attention is above 48, as this will immediately count as one of your three strikes and reset her attention to 86.
- Since noise decays over time, alternate between low-noise distractions like the Squeak Toy and simply waiting a few seconds to keep Elsie's wake meter safely below the 100 limit.
Questions
How do I know when it is safe to grab a slice?
The pizza will emit a yellow glow when Lisa's attention drops below 34. You only have a 2.5-second safe window to tap the pizza before she turns back around.
What happens if I make too much noise?
Every distraction adds noise to the room. If the noise meter reaches the maximum limit of 100, Elsie will wake up, and your heist will instantly fail.
Why did I get caught when trying to take a slice?
If you tap the pizza when Lisa's attention is above 48, she catches you. You only have three chances, and getting caught resets her attention to 86, making it harder to try again immediately.